I Can't Have Kids, My Dog Is Allergic T-Shirt

I Can't Have Kids, My Dog Is Allergic T-ShirtKids? No thanks. My dog has allergies. This is the tee that launched a thousand side eyes at family gatherings. Our OG, best selling classic is for the people who chose fur over diapers, peace over playdates, and snuggles over school drop offs. Made for the dog obsessed and proudly childfree, its soft, sturdy, and laugh out loud honest. Crafted from 100% ring spun cotton with a unisex, garment dyed fit that feels like your favorite tee from day one.

and made for crisp fall days with your pup in tow

✔ UPF 50+ to protect that perfect little angel face

✔ Big 15oz size for maximum drama

Never heard of her

Model is wearing a small

and proud of it

✔ Holds caffeine

The Tails From The Crypt Bandana is double-sided with a creepy-cute Halloween design on the front and our signature R&R print on the back

This tee is for the dog moms who take “obsessed” to a spiritual level

✔ Double-stitched and dog park-approved

This bandana is for the dog who gives side-eye

soft AF fabric for tricks and treats✔ For pups who bring the chaos (and look adorable doing it)